It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13.. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. Determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate 
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring Alcohol

Följande dialog inträffade efter jag hade visat denna humorblogg för min fru:

Min fru - "Jag tycker det fattas jättemånga saker på listan"

Jag - "Menar du på listan för hur man gör en man lycklig?"

Min fru - "Näe, på den första listan förståss!"

Jag - "hmm, jag förstår"

Min fru - "Ja, du gör det ja"...

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the
Club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
-Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.

He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, he?
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.

"What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
-Boom! Hole in one.

The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.

By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas".

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now
What?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."

Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man
figures what the heck.
Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.

He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit KissMe."
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.

With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

..."And that, Your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton." 

En gammal klassiker nu även på youtube - HA HA HA!

Det sägs att i alkoholen finner vi tvivel, men jag vete fasen om det stämmer?

-Skål!

Ha ha ha!

Så där kanske jag skulle lära mig att coacha?  ;)

A U.S Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of  the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. 

The  Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad  leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The  Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here,  and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent."

"We saw each other and  both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, "and he yelled back that" Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive."
 
"So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!" 
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"
 
 "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

DEAF WIFE ?

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den.
He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

"Ralph, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!"